Duct Tape Technician- Premium Credit Card Slap

Certified Duct Tape Technician

If it moves and it shouldn't, you know what to do.

No toolbox. No instructions. Just a roll of duct tape and an unreasonable amount of confidence.

For the self-appointed handyman who believes every repair is one strip away from being permanent.

Certified? Absolutely. Qualified? That's debatable.